breaking news on Wall Street:
Thursday 10:00 am
The SEC,market makers,investment banking firms, hedge funds and even Warren Buffett were stunned at the recent Initial Public Offering (IPO) by budding financial genious Micheal N Rasmussen, CEO of Rasmussen Industries. His offer to investors to purchase shares of his 1 year old Hoosier Mannikens, had Wall Street investors fighting to get shares. This may be the biggest IPO since Google. In a brief statement with Rasmussen, he had this to say to investors:
"let's see most if not all are african molds i haven't heard back from the guy yet but i did email him a few minutes ago, the way i was thinking i would sell a form to investors 50% less then any body else if a form cost 265.00 you would get it for 132.50 thats not bad and you can put more money in your pocket. i'm going to mold them when they are ordered for know but expand as i grow. Just think it would be a first of it's kind a taxidermist held and traded company. "
Rasmussen, the CEO of three different companies, cloaked under the name Rasmussen Industries is also patent holder of the "Gutting Stick", and a new anti theft spray called "You Be Gone". Both patents were granted after 2 deer were stolen right away from him in the field. One reported deer had a spread of 38". This IPO should break new ground for the taxidermy industry as a whole. Anyone interested in the purchase of this stock, can look for it under the trading ticker JOKE.
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Lets go change pants. #*#*#&#*#.
Thats funny!
when coffee squirted out my nose...
You're sick...but funny!
sick for posting this about such a great stock. Now we probably won't be able to get in on the ground floor (where the mushrooms grow and the B.S. flows)
And we all get to see the pictures! Hilarious!
Do something for all of us quit posting bashing remarks you don't know me. If you want, seeing as what is on my forum is copy written to me i did not tell you to post it here and i had some people wanting to buy some extra capes but you messed that up now i guess i will throw them out thanks alot leave my forum postings where they are or else i will be forced to do what i don't because it would be wrong to the members of my forum. if i so much as see my name or read a post and it bashes me i will contact ken and have it delt with.now do i make myself clear cb this is not funny any more.
internet post unless you're able to inject the copyrights into each post s HTML or in it's database record, and I know you can't since you use a free forum hosting site that doesn't provide you a way of doing this. And a statement on someone else free forums saying "My stuff is copyrighted on my forums" without having the above mentioned in place doesn't quialfy as copyrighted.
Micheal. are you nuts? nothing you have ever posted using free internet "Portals" as you call them is copyrighted. period. and beyond that, every one of your industries, is a flat out fraud. now you are toating "stocks" to investors in a company that only is real in your head. you even give membership amounts to join one of your brainstorms, that isn't even reality. get a grip on yourself. this was copied and pasted from your "Supply" Comany:
"Staff member has just started working for our company. He is a dedicated employee, and we are fortunate to have him as a staff sculptor and small mamal expert. We also hope to have new forms from him soon so check back often."
who is this staff member and small animal expert?
"Our Company
Michael N. Rasmussen founded our company in June of 2005. we might tell many of you the awards or honors we have won. We might also tell you about our dedicated staff, and the importance of customer satisfaction. "
what awards and honors have you won? dedicated staff?
"Running a taxidermy business is never easy, but building an effective web site like this one can often make a huge difference in increasing customer satisfaction.
I'll use this site to provide services that my business offers. People don't want to spend time figuring out what a business does, so our home page will highlight the most important features of both our business and our web site. We'll think of the home page as a kind of portal, giving you my customers the information they want at a glance, and offering lots of links to draw them in to the rest of the site.
For example, we might feature a different item on the home page each month, along with a link to our products page where you can find more information on the product."
did you get permission from to owners for all you hunting links on you site? besides to repo antles that don't exist, what else is in your product line?
you have put your own foot in your mouth!and now, offering "STOCKS" in a company that is just a dream, is BS. telling people that this will be a traded company is a down right fraud!
get a grip. was your uncle Timothy Leary?