Come on all vetrans, Do tell, how you would Tan his hide?
I think I would use the piss tan method well mixed a few Ace Venture
Pet Detective luggies.
Splitting and turning eyes ears and the lips?
Start with a few well placed swings with an Elk Femer, or buffalow rib.
and follow through with A few crumbs of Salt.
Blow the salt off with a fart or two.
I think we could get very creative here!
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haired head? I think we should just cut him up one pice at a time every week until his hands and feet are stubbs.
. The insert some gravel into his kidneys with a remote operated gravel dispenser. When he gets able to pass gravels with ease we move to sycamore or sweet gum balls.
The reloading tubes should be inserted just behind his ears.
Will Bruce Rittle give us a volume discount on degreaser? It will take alot. I prefer a brain tan Maybe Hillary Cinton's) My mistake..don't think there is enough brain there. Maybe we could beat his hide soft with Tom Daschle's body. (Traitor) I forgot the pickle....Ted Kennedy's blood. That should be enough to pickle an elephant. US Armed Forces Rock! You all have a Merry Christmas.
What about just hooking him to a mounting stand and turning loose a bunch of Dermestid beetles?
I was real glad to hear they finally caught him,and alive.After all of the murders he is accountable for and all these years,his days have come to an end.What was it,like 500,000 people he killed or was that Hitler? I know he slayed a bunch of people.Now,hope they don't let him out....