how to catch a polar bear

Submitted by Griz on 6/30/05 at 9:30 PM. ( ) 69.66.146.125

How to catch a polar bear:

Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.

Cut a large hole in the ice.

Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.

Hide behind a nearby rock.

When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!

This response submitted by jrosbor on 6/30/05 at 9:44 PM. ( huntersdream3x@hotmail.com ) 64.73.36.192

I can't stop! Joe

This response submitted by terryr on 6/30/05 at 11:41 PM. ( ) 12.207.33.102

This response submitted by jimsoverns on 7/1/05 at 2:41 AM. ( ironwolf_1@msn.com ) 65.54.154.111

thanks for the grin ,,griz,,,,,,jim

This response submitted by Griz on 7/1/05 at 3:06 PM. ( ) 69.66.146.207

the previous post made me think of it. I always thought it was kinda funny :-)

This response submitted by - on 7/1/05 at 5:46 PM. ( ) 216.144.58.42

Cute. I've seen it, but it's still worth the smile.