My python urinated on our carpet!

Submitted by T. Red on 10/24/04 at 3:48 AM. ( ) 12.217.189.114

Help Please! Our snake was out with us today and urinated and pooped on our carpet! What do I use to get rid of the smell? Help?

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vinegar and water

This response submitted by wetnwild on 10/24/04 at 6:41 AM. ( ) 24.128.109.191

Just about everything will work, spic-n-span, dawn, ect ect. But by using vinegar you will neutralize the urine and get risd of the lingering smell


Be sure to

This response submitted by absolute snake expert on 10/24/04 at 7:59 AM. ( ) 199.224.120.230

Be sure to rub his nose in it and say "bad python !" or he'll just keep doing that.


I can think of several cures

This response submitted by George on 10/24/04 at 8:56 AM. ( georoof@aol.com ) 205.188.116.79

And they're ALL permanent.


Hey Wet-n-silly

This response submitted by DaveT on 10/24/04 at 9:03 AM. ( ) 64.72.57.250

You ever potty train a python? LMAO I can see you with somenuespaper and a switch :-)

DT


try

This response submitted by Bill Yox on 10/24/04 at 9:09 PM. ( ) 67.138.10.93

P-B-Gone. And store the snake in the freezer. Next to the cat...


Language translation

This response submitted by Laurie on 10/25/04 at 4:42 AM. ( ) 62.253.248.93

Interesting but I actually thought that you were refering to something esle "My python has urinated on the carpet". My solution is to drink less becuase too much beer make make you urinate anywere and invariably it is my python that does all the unrinating for me ;-)


This reminds me

This response submitted by Alex on 10/25/04 at 12:52 PM. ( ) 66.32.125.239

Of the piano player and monkey, Once there was a piano player who played tunes by request, some guy asked "fly me to the moon" and the guy would play it on his piano, the little monkey would run up to the guy that made the request with a little cup and collect a tip for the Piano Player.
on his way back the monkey stopped by a guy sitting at the bar, so the guy yells to the piano player Hey ! your monkey pissed in my drink"! the piano player stopped and wonder for a minute and he said, I don't know that one but if you humm it maybe I can remember it. HA Ha Ha


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