Almost forgot, Tuesday morning I'm sitting in the shop AKA garage with the door rolled up watching the hurricane roll in. Don't believe the news reporters what a joke. My father watched it roll in from Galveston island not 200 feet from the surf he lives there, anyway winds blowing pretty good and this old POS rolls up infront of the house. Greasy looking dude jumps out, this guy aint right, he's walkin like a bobble head or a dude with parkinsons on speed, this guy must be from Louisana cuz there kinda crazy like that. Driving in a hurricane and all. Well I ease outta the chair lock and load the .45 and get my back towards the wall.
Well this guy comes on up, has a mullet from hell, an exxon executive wants the oil lease on that hair, more rings and jewels than a gypsy, fingers are all black and I think I can count 4 teeth.
"You mount stuff here?" he says,, Sure do watch ya need. The whole time his eyeballs are floating around in his skull like they ain't connected. "Well you ever mount an owl?" Ain't legal I answer but I know a guy who ate one once. " What i'd taste like the troll asks" Well my buddy said it tasted like whooping crane, said it was way better then bald eagle to. " The crackhead still shaken up a storm looking round the shop real hard and moves over towards my work bench and leans over looking real close at all the dust. I swear he was drollin. " See I have this buddy he was over here last week fixin a bullet hole in the roof. Said you might have a bit of powder round. In fact he barrowed a little off ya to be exact.
The picture became real clear right fast. I tell em,,,I've got alot a powder here. Some dam good stuff to, it'll straighten you right out! infact it'll preserve the one or two brain cells you have left! tightens the skin to! "Hell yes man how much?"the troll asked Well since we are in the middle of a hurricane Ill give ya mason jar full for $20. Well the troll dam near fell over and had a convulsion, he looked like he hit the lottery! I think he wet his pants but I couldnt tell because his jeans were pretty nasty. I did notice him rubbing my work bench like he was gettin that last bit a gravy off a plate. I filled the jar gave it to em took my $20 and told em,,,man be carefull with that stuff it has a tendency to dry you out. Oh man you made my day see ya,,,I don't think you will dude but you do know how to dial 911?..yip and old shaky was movin off back to his car. Man I just have to say I thought dp was a bugproofer but I guess I was wrong!
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Heck man...thotcha new..."DP"...is Officially a Drug Preserver...ya made the guy's week fur him...Preserved anuther Druggie for a while longer.
~ ETCC
Shut up Bevis, Im trying to type something.