George, New Krowtann Methods

Submitted by Geoknowswho on 2/24/05 at 11:22 PM. ( ) 69.152.162.142

George,
I heard you could fill a dead lawnmower battery with Krowtann and it would work again.

I also heard, if you put a spoonfill in a glass of milk an drink it, it has a similar effect to Viagra. (Eat a teaspoon of baking soda, if an erection last longer than four hours.

George, they say if you will take a big whiff of it each morning, it will reduce high blood pressure and spells of irritability.

If you rinse gray hair with it, you become bald. (Not a good idea George)

If you rub it on an over-hanging belly, you get third degree burns. (Another bad idea)

And finally George, it will not tan your hide properly, but it will chafe your ass. If this happens rub Krowoil on it.

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I guess I'd better order another bottle then, John

This response submitted by George on 2/24/05 at 11:29 PM. ( ) 152.163.100.130

There's a lot of those cures I could really use. LMAO.


Thought of one more

This response submitted by NotwhoGeothinks on 2/24/05 at 11:38 PM. ( ) 69.152.162.142

If you rub it on old wrinkled skin for 4 days, the skin will tighten up like a drum. It can reduce the signs of aging by 40 years. (This could come in handy next time you have your picture taken with Jeanette and Evelyn at Nationals)


Krowtann Question

This response submitted by hahaha on 2/25/05 at 12:49 AM. ( ) 12.217.0.240

Can you use Krowtann on ducks and geese.......or does it only work on krows?

I love the Krowtann topics!


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