Anyone interested in tanning human skin?

Submitted by L.F. on 4/30/05 at 6:06 PM. ( ) 69.244.211.96

After extreme weight-loss, I'm going to have a large segment of skin removed. Is there anyone interested in tanning my skin?

I know it sounds crazy, but I'm serious. I was thinking of getting a tattoo on the excess skin and then keeping it as a piece of art.

Thanks,
L.F.

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not me

This response submitted by sumner on 4/30/05 at 6:40 PM. ( mallardpounder@netzero ) 64.136.27.229

I hoped you were needing a partner for a trip to Cancun or something!
There was a guy who wanted your skin but Clarice shot him in the end of "Silence of the Lambs."Anyway, couldn't resist that joke, not sure about the skin thing but best of luck on the weight loss.

It COULD be done...

This response submitted by Dr. Mengele on 4/30/05 at 7:35 PM. ( ) 128.241.42.11

under certain circumstances....

Human Skin?

This response submitted by Dr. Frankenstein on 4/30/05 at 11:04 PM. ( ) 205.188.116.138

I would rather have the brains....

tanning

This response submitted by ej on 5/1/05 at 9:18 AM. ( [] ) 216.114.124.121

i'll do it for you.
but you'll need to leave your email address.

sometimes

This response submitted by paul on 5/2/05 at 8:20 PM. ( ) 68.83.60.41

sometimes that boy of mine gets under my skin, i feel like tanning his ass

Human Skin

This response submitted by MR on 5/2/05 at 8:59 PM. ( ) 68.232.82.121

You may want to check with your surgeon first. Most states have very strict laws regarding human tissue distribution - especially when it relates to a hospital which is state regulated.

Thanks

This response submitted by L.F. on 5/3/05 at 5:38 PM. ( ) 69.244.211.96

Thanks for the reponses, at least for the ones who were serious. Sorry about it not involving Cancun. ;)

EJ, were you serious or also joking?

Anyway, I'll look into it further...

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