Taxidermy Animals

You don’t want to know what I really think. We are taxidermists, not psychiatrists.

 

I would shave it . This way it won’t be as scary but a little left on the top is good cause it won’t be childish

 

What does this have to do with Taxidermy? Sounds like your as big a freak as him , got any selfies of yourself? Not him .asking for a friend.

 

Find you another Sweetheart...this one seems to be too "high maintenance"!

 

Ya this is really odd on a taxidermy site!

 

Plushies can be terrifying for sure. Realistic ones especially, however, cartoon plushies can be just as terrifying. Perhaps, once the sushi cook out fit is on it will soften the fear. I suspect that his fear stems from a past trauma that has occurred with plushies. Authenticical plushitis is commonly formed as is most phobias by a traumatic experience with realist plushie toys. Often they were used as weaponry in punishment practices or in some instances as sexual deviation. In any case, presenting him with something that may remind him of passed and possibly suppressed memories may invoke feelings that may surface cause irreparable or violent reaction. Or, he might just not like and won't use it for what it is intended for.

 

Agree with the above. If his latent furry tendencies break out he may desire to have sex with said plushy octopus and have tentacle fantasies which you would never be able to compete with in real life. Unless maybe you dressed up as an octopus or a squid too.

 

This Chit is getting weird, and it’s even weirder you 2 know so much about it lol

 

I am well rounded... In places.

 

Galaxyquest and Men In Black come to mind.