We have an Amber Alert for a missing Poster Child. This Poster Child was to have appeared in the Who's Who thread weeks ago, and still hasn't shown up. The International Brotherhood of Bucket Tanners and Photo Choppers have been anxiously awaiting the appearance of the Commercial Tanneries' Poster Child. Answers to the name of oldshaver, and may not be wearing a collar. If found, DO NOT try to restrain without protective equipment such as a plywood shield, but notify the International Brotherhood of Bucket Tanners and Photo Choppers of the where abouts. Crayons are sharpened and waiting. This concludes this emergency broadcast.