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Psychiatric Christmas Carols

Discussion in 'The Taxidermy Industry' started by Nina Lukaszewicz, Dec 14, 2006.

  1. Nina Lukaszewicz

    Nina Lukaszewicz Outdoor Dreams Taxidermy

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    PSYCHIATRIC CHRISTMAS CAROLS

    SCHIZOPHRENIA:
    Do you hear what I hear???

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    DEMENTIA:
    I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

    NARCISSISTIC:
    Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

    MANIC:
    Deck The Halls and Walls and House
    and Lawn and Streets and Stores.

    PARANOID
    Santa Clause is Coming to Get Me!

    PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
    I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    Thoughts of Me Roasting on an Open Fire

    DEPRESSIVE:
    Silent Misery, Holy Misery, All is Flat, All is Lonely

    PASSIVE -AGGRESSIVE:
    On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me
    and then Took it All Away,
    So I Pouted and Wouldn't Talk to Her For a Week.
    I showed her!

    OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    .....Better Now, One More Time!!!
     
  2. good ones Nina.........thanks for the chuckles