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Hidden fee charges !

Discussion in 'The Taxidermy Industry' started by buckfever*, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. With all the hidden fees these days which burns my butt up. :( I thought we could make extra cash as well with some of or own. :D Some examples

    There will be a $10.00 fee if
    #1- You put a rope around its neck and drug it 5 miles behind your 4wheeler.
    #2- You and your buddies shot it more than 5 times.
    #3- You skinned it while still holding a beer can in the opposite hand.
    #4- You thought the tree pruner would speed up the skinning process.
    #5- You hauled it around in the back of the pickup more than 3 days and the temp is above 90 degrees.
    #6- You felt it necessary to roll it around flesh side in the gravel.
    #7 -You and your buddies shot at it at least 3 times during squirrel season.
    #8- You shot it on Monday and found it Saturday.

    Please fill free to add to this list. For I know there are things that are slipping past me at the moment. ::)
     
  2. bucksnort25

    bucksnort25 New Member

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    you left it in your garage for a week because "it is pretty cool in there"
     

  3. #4 should also include chain saws
     
  4. Skinned with a butter knife. 25 Bucks
     
  5. mike g

    mike g Active Member

    How about (We will cape it my buddy says he knows how)!
     
  6. Brian W

    Brian W Active Member

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    How about" "I shot it in the neck with a rage, dropped it, it was still alive, so I cut its throat".........(fee: take out small loan... ;D)
     
  7. gab

    gab Active Member

    how about listening to any hunting story over 5 minutes long
     
  8. Diamond D Taxidermy

    Diamond D Taxidermy I HAVE to grow old...I DON'T have to grow up!

    50.00 for "shot him him right through the ear"
     
  9. Isn't that one the truth. If i got a dollar for those, I could stop taking ducks and fish.


    Brian W
    How about" "I shot it in the neck with a rage, dropped it, it was still alive, so I cut its throat"
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    How could i have forgotten that one !
     
  10. Michelle_Nelson

    Michelle_Nelson Bring on the Bears!

    HAHA I thik I am going to post somthing like this in my shop.
     
  11. Ron B

    Ron B Life Sucks.....Then comes the death roll!!!!

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    X5 with turkey stories being double because they are all same and boring as heck!!!
     
  12. Frog

    Frog New Member

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    My Guide has skinned 1000's of these. (Yea, all with the same dull knife)
     
  13. That dog has a really soft mouth ;D
     
  14. #9- if you call more than twice a month just checking to see if finished. $20.00 per call
     
  15. bmdakk

    bmdakk Report to moderator

    how bout hookin up a buddy with a discount?
     
  16. Yep ! & don't forget this one your daddy and my daddy was 8th cuzzzzziiiiinnns so me and you are family. do i get a family discount.
     
  17. pir^2h

    pir^2h Retrievers give you the bird

    I am disabled and I am on a fixed income. Can I get a discount? (But you look at the truck he brought the deer in and it is a brand new F350 with every available accessory!)
     
  18. Kevin M.

    Kevin M. Active Member

    #8 OOPS hair slipped . Don't want to pay for a new cape. Sorry keeping your deposite !!
     
  19. Substantial fee for lifesize bear whose carcass was not measured, nor any other measurements of any kind taken, by the guide or whomever skinned it. (And, when they skinned it, skinned it wrong!)