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Discussion in 'Fish Taxidermy' started by Kens Fish, Sep 4, 2011.

  1. Kens Fish

    Kens Fish Guest

    ...Can't sleep at night and you count salmon migrating upstream!

    ...Stop at McD's and your french fries taste like "Fish Fries"

    ...Start to understand what Rick Krane is saying!

    ;D
     
  2. Manny

    Manny New Member

    Choose fishing over hunting
     

  3. Manny

    Manny New Member

    And your smart phone is book marked straight to the fish category.
     
  4. den007

    den007 Active Member

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    Use Stolichnaya vodka to pickle your fish instead of denatured stuff, then, recycle it by making fishy bloody Mary's with it. Hey, recycling is the right thing to do!
     
  5. den007

    den007 Active Member

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    Become embarrassed at the local store when asked why your hands are iridescent blue, along with the streaks of gill red that look suscpiciously like blood.
     
  6. you might be a fishhead if..................you have a trout tattoo on your forearm, thats right..........maybe i will post a pic
     
  7. NOAH@aarrkk

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    send this link http://store.trollart.com/home.php to everyone you know when a gift-giving occassion is about to arrive. If YOU haven't gone there, check it out.
     
  8. J_Guid

    J_Guid New Member

    Post a pic!!!!


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  9. Clew

    Clew Help a child, Build our future

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    You know your a fish head
    When
    Right after church shaking hands with the pastor he asks - have you been fishing this morning
     
  10. Brian W

    Brian W Well-Known Member

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    You go home for lunch and end up working on a fish instead of eating

    You have an insurance consultation in your private office and the customer has to walk around the "overflow" fish on the floor because the Boss (wife) says no more mounts in the main lobby area.......lol

    You have some pencils, powders, and brushes in your office to continue working on a fish when the time allows. You squeeze it in whenever that break in the action happens. A common sight to see an unfinished fish on your desk.

    Your shirt sparkles with pearlescents back at the office because you went home for lunch again.....
     
  11. Manny

    Manny New Member

    Every time you scale tip a trout you actually start thinking about counting the scales as you go.
     
  12. fishhead990

    fishhead990 Grinning about the 16 lb steelhead you can't see!

    When nearly every picture of you has a fish in it somewhere.........and your screen name is fishhead990........
     
  13. Manny

    Manny New Member

    .....you have a special stash of money for fishing trips.
     
  14. Joey Arender

    Joey Arender big mouth alert

    when you drive 17+ hours to bear hunt and all you can think about is the brookies and pike while setting on the stand...then when you get home you want to turn around and go right back just to fish some more.
     
  15. Manny

    Manny New Member

    If you know the fish aren't biting and you drive an hour to the lake anyway.
     
  16. You have bought three boats in less than a year and the largest motor is a 25hp.

    YOu take another Taxinet member fishing and end up selling him your boat.

    That taxinet member says something as you are fishing about "Do you have every brown trout here named?"
     
  17. den007

    den007 Active Member

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    Jam a caulk gun up a fish poop shoot so you can plump it up to mold properly, then have nightmares about it.
     
  18. SAUGER57

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    Your WIFE opens the door to your workshop and can SMELL exactly what species of fish you are skinning out!
     
  19. ryanstraw

    ryanstraw my first brook trout on a fly 13"

    -when trout season just ends and you are already planning trips for the next one
    -when you sit in school counting down the minutes til you can leave and go to the lake
    ;D
     
  20. den007

    den007 Active Member

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    You try tuna cat food on a cracker, disquised as "pate" and discover you enjoy this low fat, high protein, healthy treat at bargain prices!

    Hey, it ain't all that bad!