You read that right: I want your battered, your dusty, your anatomically wonky. Hair slippage and buggy eyes are assets! The freakier and creepier, the better. If it's too ugly to display but you'd feel guilty discarding it in the trash, consider me. As long as it doesn't smell bad - well, not very bad - I'm interested. The more it looks like the one in the photo, the happier I'll be. Can be a lifesize, pedestal, shoulder, whatever.