Had a friend relate this story to me: Several years ago, he and his wife were headed out the door for dinner and a movie. The phone rang, and this guy said he had a deer he really needed to bring over to mount. My friend explained that he and his wife were leaving, but they would wait a few minutes if he would come on. Well, time passed, and his wife said she would fix something to eat, since the dinner-out option had passed. An hour after the call, the customer showed up with a massive deer, that was frozen. Upon inspection, it was noted that the forehead had been sawed through, in an attempt to remove the antlers. My friend asked what that was all about. The guy said that after they had talked, he decided that $250 was more than he was willing to pay to mount the deer, and was in his driveway sawing off the antlers when a neighbor showed up and told him he was crazy for not having the deer mounted. So, he decided to bring it on anyway. Oh lawd, my friend was so pi$$ed that he had to really contain himself. This guy had ruined an evening outing for him and his wife, and didn't even have the courtesy to call and notify that he had a change of mind. My friend told him that the $250 would be up front if he wanted it mounted. The guy reluctantly paid the full price and left. Upon completion, the customer came after his deer and noticed a gaping gash across the forehead of his deer. My friend had not attempted to repair it, but actually accentuated it. The customer became furious, and my friend told him to take his deer, never come back, and every time he looked at it and saw that gash, to remember what an inconsiderate dumba$$ he was!!!