5 Guys upscale? Whew. What part of the world do you live in? Those things are terrible. Upscale to me would be something along the lines of Red Robin. There you get endless fries and several sauces for dipping to choose from. I grew up in Iowa and they had a place called Maid Rites. Now thems some good burgers although its been along time since I had one. I think they may still exist n the Mid West. Nothing can compare to the way my grandma made them though back in the late 60's and early 70's. Fried up in a cast iron skillet that probably had 100 years worth of seasoning/placed on one of those yellow egg buns with cheese just dripping out the sides with every bite. Back when health concerns didn't exist. Sure miss the good old days!