I used to look forward to this particular time of year because it signals the beginning of the season when competitors begin feeling the first tingles of competition fever. Even though I don’t compete, I still enjoy talking and writing about the subject because I still have some things of value to say to those with limited experience in competitions or seriously considering taking a run at one. However it seems to me this year there’s a dearth of pre-season chatter on this forum about up-coming shows. I’ve noticed the chatter has been falling off yearly while the subjects which dominate are about business and money related matters. We can speculate about what this trending means, but two things seem clear: Making money is the main driver for those who practice taxidermy and winning in competitions will enhance one’s reputation toward making money as well as the chance of capturing some fat purses in competitions. There’s another possible factor in the lack of early chatter and that might be that these contests have evolved to where most everyone already knows what to expect, what it takes to win and even who is going to win. Or it might be partly because most know there are so many category awards, personality awards, supplier awards, trophies and bin loads of ribbons, the odds of winning at least something is practically guaranteed so what’s to get excited about? Maybe for those fairly new to competitions it’s about art, or the challenge to prove something to themselves, but for regular veteran winners, I’d say the money is the draw and they already know what it takes to win it. “Once money enters the picture, you can say good-bye to great art.”- Unknown We often say that taxidermists are an odd bunch but not necessarily in unique ways. For instance, they insist to a man that taxidermy is an art (so?), at the same time going on 50 years I’ve observed that there isn’t one in a hundred who knows even a basic vocabulary of art beyond the terms design, negative space and sweeping curve. There’s also the widely held belief that a piece of art is supposed to tell a story. Who in heck started that myth? It’s not that taxidermists have chosen to be ignorant of the subject, rather my theory is that they didn’t begin practicing taxidermy to create art, or becoming an artist maybe, but rather to make money regardless of whether they happened to be a hobbyist, a part timer, full timer or whatever. Once spouses, friends and customers see their handiwork and say things like, “That’s quite an art.” Or, “You’re quite an artist.” Presto! It turns out that all at once an artist is what an artist does. Artistic imaginations kick in and bingo, the guy who just wanted to make money to pay for his hunting trips is suddenly creating wonderful works of taxidermy “art”. It’s a good feeling knowing one is thought of as an artist. And, here’s the other big AND – the overwhelming majority of today’s practitioners didn’t teach themselves taxidermy the way my generation did, because with today’s abundance and availability of information on the subject, today’s learners know exactly where to find anything they need to know, often right at their fingertips. As for the art part, it’s like everyone presumes that people are born knowing what art is and how to make even a wild and crazy piece of it around a piece of taxidermy configured in such a way to maybe tell a story for good measure. Another side of my theory is that today’s generation of practitioners know of or at least suspect that they don’t have to study the principles of artistic design to win ribbons and make money at taxidermy, but think something like they can learn what is good to know just by doing what they’ve seen winning blue ribbons or what comes from out of the blue into their own heads. As the self-serving batch of hucksters in the NTA’s earliest slate of officers and BODs made clear to me back in 1975, “Taxidermy is an art and one person’s opinion of what is good art is as good as another’s.” Truth be told, art is arguably the last thing on a taxidermist’s mind when he’s turning out 1-2 heads a day and wondering if that new wholesale bird man he’s trying out will pan out. Consequently association program committeemen and magazine* and newsletter writers don’t bother producing classes or articles on the subject of general artistry as it pertains to artistic presentation of mounted specimens. While there is in fact much more good skillful taxidermy being done these days, its practitioners needn’t be particularly good at taxidermy much less art to sell their services any more today than they did back when. You’ll never hear of a taxidermist referred to as a “starving artist?” If one’s main associated connection to taxidermy is his participation in annual state and national conventions with no independent study of taxidermy or particularly of art, the odds of such a person creating solid works of art are unlikely to ever rise above inconsistent. I remember reading a post a year or so back on this forum from someone who wrote words to the affect that one could learn more from a single critique from a judge at a competition than he could learn from 10 years of independent study. Initially I thought the writer was exaggerating just to make a point, but you could tell from reading between the lines he meant it. Today there’s always a lot of blue ribbon taxidermy at every competition but from a design and composition perspective also an abundance of plain mediocrity. And of course there’s always the usual helping of the ludicrous, some rogue taxidermy and just plain schlock. And how is it some of the really poorly designed stuff nevertheless still wins multiple ribbons, awards and trophies? Like a half dozen at a whack is common. I ask you, what kind of wildlife art is it where artists club off the legs, especially on deer, and have these paraplegics floating down a rocky mountainside, (their unnatural habitat,) or gliding through a cornfield on two stumps where its legs should have been and with the back half of its body, or in some cases the complete bottom half of the torso, missing in action? Why are competition committees still categorizing a half lifesize as a shoulder mount when shoulder mounts are conventionally and traditionally completely legless? That means without the hot dog buns too. Why not one more new category for half lifesize? One more won’t break the bank on ribbons or prize money. Switching gears a little for a moment, here are two areas in which even national competitions fall short and that’s education and science. Along with wildlife conservation themes both are part of the values taxidermy serves. Yet you never see any categories relevant to these three purposes in all but the Michigan association’s competitions. (Educational Exhibit category.) It’s likely because a presumptive majority of competitors enter a customer’s specimen which they are paid to mount and which cannot be easily re-directed into a conservation, educational or science theme. Neither are the big money winners about to risk doing any unpaid work which would be a real challenge for many of them to even place much less win. Consequently the big winners who dominate association offices and boards aren’t about to create these kinds of categories. But practically speaking, if your main goal is to win big these days forget about art and just do what the big money winners do. With the right lifesize sheep, exotic or large predator going up or down a mountain side at a 45 degree angle, on the tiniest base you can possibly manage - with the right judge, and if Lady Luck is with you, you just might end up with one of those thousand dollar checks most of the supply companies throw around at the bigger shows. It’s doable if you keep the theme focused on truth and beauty and not on a blatantly obvious show of mechanical engineering skill. But take heed and be cautious you don’t paint a portrait of Elvis on a piece of black velvet which everyone can see was done strictly for money. It’s my wish (not hope) that some of the changes to rules and categories which I’m indirectly suggesting here might stimulate some renewed excitement in competitions. This forum itself is evidence enough that there’s a need. But like most of my past suggestions to refresh participation or excitement, they’re DOA as long as association officers and boards continue keeping rules etc. sewed up to their advantage like they have for years. Maintaining the status quo with the odds in their favor keeps them entrenched on an inside track and always in contention for the biggest money prizes. *Taxidermy Today Magazine has scheduled an article on taxidermy presentation for its May-June issue.