Well, from the speed of THAT I gather...

...that the judges of John's competition are going to have to have an awfully keen eye and be lightning quick in their assessments.

 

Kerby put together what he considered to be an artistic, um, mount in response to John's offer of competition. Apparently I was online during the 3 minute, 26 second life the thread was in existence (time is approximate... it could have been shorter).

The image that came to mind for me was "rhinoceros and fire", not that any of our moderators bear any resemblance whatsoever to a rhino. Actually, there are many entities (our own city government here in DLG comes to mind) that I wish struck with such crushing force and exact precision. I suppose our moderators get the chance to practice that on the Current Events Forum, though that's just speculation, as I don't often leave the confines of the Fish Forum.